The egg obviously comes before the chicken. Who eats chicken for breakfast?
You may not be able to tell a book by its cover, but an attractive cover is an invitation to search inside.
Driving a golf ball is like skydiving… If your chute doesn’t open, you’ll have a hell of a time hitting the target.
Other than the shape of their hats the only difference between the wise man and the fool is the price tag for their advice.
Is not the moniker tuna… fish… redundant?
Is a man who speaks with forked tongue bilingual?
Disappointment is the predictable by-product of oversized expectations!
Sometimes a half-baked ideas gives rise to a feast!
Should we be surprised that all the kings horses were of no help in the reconstruction of Humpty Dumpty?
The fifth little piggy should see a urologist!
A gilded tongue is usually surrounded by pointed teeth!
Wow, those glasses Clark Kent wore were a clever disguise!
If the center of a clock has a face, and in the middle of a face there is typically the nose, why are the minute and second projections referred to as hands instead of nose hairs?
Putting, ruins the otherwise fun game of golf!
Guile is a virtue to the clever man, while to the straight talker it is a vice.
To not photograph well is to look better in real life.
He who toots his own horn has an audience of one.
If you are disheveled when a mess, are you sheveled when you are tidy?
Has anyone other than “The Farmer” ever been “in the dell?”
For men… making a fool of yourself is like prostate cancer. . If you live long enough… It will happen!
The early worm should have slept in!
Has the “Kit” ever stood alone from the “caboodle” or the “nook” from the “cranny”?
If to be “out of sorts”, is to be upset, is an ebullient person, “in sorts”?
Has anyone ever really , “Jumped in the shower”?
Is someone with diminished judgment, ” a few peppers short a peck”?
If the matador is considered brave in the cruel and inhumane sport of bullfighting, how brave must the stable hand be who cinches the bull’s testicles to make him more ferocious?
Birds of a feather usually get caught in the same net!
Once something becomes a secret, it begs to be told!
Never make an unconditional promise…Ask Herod!
There is no shame in breaking a promise put to immoral use…. Tell Herod!
Be aware of the example you set….. a kid, somewhere, is watching.
Validate our kids… Never pass a lemonade stand.
The only common denominator of this generation’s aberrant behavior is the hole in the ozone layer.
God answers prayers through acts of kindness performed by man.
Some people cling to old memories, others keep creating new ones.
Life’s journey ain’t over till you run out of underwear.
It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, it’s all about how your hair looks when you finish.
Laughter is the balm for what ails the world. Once you make someone laugh, your work is done.
The real you is who you are when you’re alone.
Think upon a friend when you view something of rare beauty that he may be a partaker in your happiness.